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Right where do I start? Lance Armstrong for years denied that he took performance enhancing drugs. Then got caught out, still tried to deny ...

Sunday 20 January 2013

Lance Armstrong

Right where do I start? Lance Armstrong for years denied that he took performance enhancing drugs. Then got caught out, still tried to deny it. He finally admits everything on The Oprah Show and says he doesn't deserve to be banned for all sorts for life. Well yes you do, you cheated, why would anyone trust you again. You did it once, you'll do it again. Just because your famous does not mean your above the law. If an original person did what you did then they wouldn't be allowed to compete again either.

He then went on and said getting banned for life is like the death penalty. What are you on? It is nothing like the death penalty. The clue is in the name. DEATH, people die on the death penalty. Your banned from sport. Have you figured out the difference yet? IF not here it is. Death Penalty people die, banned from sport, you live but can't play sport.

I would like Lance to go to a maximum security prison and sit opposite a inmate with the death penalty and try to explain to him the similarities of them. I think he may fail on that part.

Lance get over yourself your not special you won by cheating. You said you did it to get a level playing field. All that means is that you are shit, you weren't able to win without them. You are not good enough and you basically admitted that.

Have fun what ever your doing next but it won't be sport orientated.

Tuesday 15 January 2013

Football Club Owners

Now when I say football club owners, I don't mean all.

Now I am a huge Manchester United fan. I have been to many games and love watching them play.

My moan is this the club owners who buy them have no clue about football. They just want to make a fast buck but in the mean time they rack up huge debts in the meantime just to buy the club. Yes I am talking about the Glazers here. They do not care about the club, they saw United as a global brand and wanted to make a fast buck. Yes ok United is making a profit but they are bleeding money out of United and putting it in their own pocket instead of re-investing and paying off the debt.

OK but at least the Glazers leave Sir Alex Ferguson alone and doesn't make him buy players they want. YES Chelsea and Roman Albramovich this is you. You make your managers buy players who you want and make them play them regardless of their form. Sack the manager if they lose a game (ok not that severe but close enough) Di Matteo was the only manager to give your club what you always wanted but you sack him because he defied your owner? Torres is not the player he was at Liverpool and shouldn't be hailed as a god for Chelsea by the owner. But before that you sacked the best manager you ever had. The Special One. Why??

The best thing for Chelsea is to leave things alone (After sacking Benitez. He's no good for you)

Oh and Pep... don't hold your breathe, he'll end up at City. (I hope he decides to wait til Ferguson goes though and goes to United)

Tuesday 8 January 2013

Slow Drivers

Now I drive a lot of miles. I do at least 600 miles a week probably more. Now as I have driven these many miles now for a few years I got bored and tired of driving down the motorway, so now if I am able to I avoid the motorways. Driving the main A or B roads helps me from not feeling tired.

But no matter what time I drive 11am, 2pm or 2am, I always find myself behind the slowest driver in the country. Now when I say slowest I mean they are doing 20mph in a 60 zone. Why are they driving this slow? Well ok maybe if it is 11pm or 2am they are probably drunk. But it doesn't matter what time the day it  is I find myself behind this person. The gas pedal is on the right people use it.

Also motorway slip roads, I have been behind people going onto the motorway and does 20mph on the slip road and joins the motorway at 20 before speeding up. This is dangerous people, the slip road is there for a reason. For you to get up to speed of the traffic on the motorway which is 70mph. You are dangering yours and other peoples lives by going that slow onto the motorway.

I am not asking you people the speed, I am only saying observe the speed limits by doing the speed limits.

Thursday 3 January 2013

Queues

This is not queues themselves but the people who form them.

One occasion is where someone is in the queue in front of you and remembers, oh I forgot something then goes and gets that item, they instantly think they can just jump back in where they left off. NO YOU CAN'T, you left now rejoin at the back. You cannot just rejoin where you left off.

Another occasion is where they come in see a queue as they only want a paper they instantly think they are entitled to jumping right to the front of the queue. NO YOUR NOT. We all have queued quietly here for minutes now you can. I don't care if you only got 1 item get to the back. Old people are the same, they instantly think because they are old they are allowed to jump in. NO YOUR NOT, you would moan if we jumped in front of you.

Look people we are British we are known for our patience when it comes to queues, we basically invented queues. Show your nationality and wait your turn. Join the queue from the back and wait. If people did this the queue would move a lot faster.

Tuesday 1 January 2013

New Years Resolutions

Time and time again over the years I have been asked what are my new years resolutions, and when I tell people I don't have any, they look surprised.

Now my moan is this. Why do we need a special day to change something about ourselves. If you really want to change why wait until January 1st to do it? Why can't you just change now? To me if you can't change on any other date than January 1st then you won't change at all.

A lot of people that I know who makes new years resolutions every year has not lasted more than a week. So what point is there thinking of a resolution and  then just changing back to your old self? You might as well just save your thinking power for something more productive.